So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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