I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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