Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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