I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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