Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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