Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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