I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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