guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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