I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize