maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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