i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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