And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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