yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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