doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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