these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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