I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It's official drugs can't kill me
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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