Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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