what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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