We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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