Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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