Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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