I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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