No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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