that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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