I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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