Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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