happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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