I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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