do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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