I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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