no, he came in my armpit
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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