No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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