I want to have your abortion
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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