3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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