I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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