Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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