That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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