I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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