do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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