Do you still have your period?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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