i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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