i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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