Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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