I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize