this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The Olympian is in my bed
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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