Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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