i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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