I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize