I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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