the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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